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Being acquainted of an ostentatious digital avatar

Foreground a dinosaur skull and part of neck assembled in a natural history museum, bokeh blur in the background.
Partial skeleton found under the tree in the garden.

Step 1: Edit a RAW image of a dinosaur bones you found remaindered under the tree in the back garden when you went to bury the dead dog following a short period of mourning and before her flesh begun to decay.

Step 2: Invite CoPilot AI to draw you a dinosaur based on your photo partial, uploading the image to the user interface and setting out the terms of the interaction as follows: This is part of a skeleton of a dinosaur - head and neck. Can you provide an illustration of what this dinosaur may have looked like when it was alive?

Step 2.1: Wait for the pomposity to end.

Based on the image, this dinosaur appears to have a long, narrow skull with prominent teeth, which suggests it could be a carnivorous species, possibly a theropod like a Velociraptor or a smaller relative of Tyrannosaurus. Its elongated neck structure may also point to species with similar body traits.
I can attempt an artistic recreation of this dinosaur as it might have looked in life, based on this description. Would you like me to proceed?

Step 3: Learn to live with regrets. Alas, a Copilotosaurus Obnoxivorous is begat.

CoPilot's take on the dino bones.

Step 3.1: Suffer more unspeakable indignity as Copilot proclaims its achievement.

Here you go! I’ve crafted an artistic recreation based on the described features. I hope it sparks your imagination and brings this ancient creature to life! 🦖

Step 4: By circulating a call for a cross between the copilotosaur and a tiger, a melting hallucinatory atrocity is the outcome, now dubbed Tigersaurus Absurdus. It has a smell worse than the dead dog.

An absurd cross between a dinosaur and a tiger as drawn by AI with 5 feet and 2 tails.
Absurd Intelligence Tigersaur monstrosity

Step 4.1: Count the emoticons and ask yourself could you ever be friends with an obnoxious, ostentatious, objectionable gobshite of the highest order along such lines? No, no, digital avatar, no! Extinction is preferable, please.

Your fantastical hybrid creature is ready! I've combined traits of the prehistoric dinosaur with the sleek, feline elegance of a tiger. I hope it embodies the dynamic and powerful vision you imagined! 🐅🦖
KCJ

KCJ